Foodies: Jeero w/pretzel 11" UglyDoll

Hi, my name is Jeero. Congrats, you're going to buy me a pretzel. This one? This one is my stunt double, but I need my eating version. Oh, you don't buy a stunt double when you buy pretzels? That's a big goof on your part. Let me explain. See, if you buy one pretzel, everyone will want to try some, and want you to share, and they will grab at it using germ fingers. So you've gots to have your back up. Share all day, be a good spirit and all that, then turn the corner and eat up your own private pretzel all on your own. No germy mess, no crying. Don't thank me, let's do pretzels.